“Yahhhhhhhh babyyyyyyyy!!  Wow!!!!!! 
I should start off by thanking my sponsors who made this all possible - for these really cool shades that keeps out the bright lights and this wicked wristwatch that says I shave 1/10th second off every lap!  This season was very interesting and fun but also very weird on and off-track-typical F1.  I started off the season slowly and struggled a bit the first couple races so being F1 Champion this year never crossed my mind.  The team gave me the best car on the track so my job was made a lot easier.  I want to thank my 1st half season teammate Visajanni who won a great race for Brawn GP.  It was a shock to see him switch teams immediately after the win but that keeps things interesting in our F1.  As for my 2nd half teammate, my very good friend,  (but not lover!!) Vincent (that was a hilarious email Silvio!), having him join Brawn GP really gave everyone on the team and the car an extra boost (Vincent's special 'gas'?).  I actually won my first-ever race right after he joined the team so I hope the FIA doesn't open any investigation on the fuel compounds in the car. 
This was a dream season with Brawn GP with the best car, great team, and amazing teammate but unfortunately it has to end.  I'm psyched and ready to defend my title next season with Mercedes GP along with my new teammate and World Champion Antero. (How weird is this with Button/Hamilton teammates next year, they're mimicking our F1 League). Everyone have a wonderful, safe holiday season and Happy New Year!  Hope to see you all again in March. Best regards”

Alan Wong, 2009 F1 World Champion